I spent a good bit of time today wondering how I can manage to get one of our esteemed political candidates to “accidentally” mention
A)
-or-
B)
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C)
The cookbook I’m writing with A Chaotic Cook
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D)
The children’s books I’ve written
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E)
The puppies I hope to have someday from Miss Daisy
F)
Any of my contributions to the HPO
OR……………heck, maybe they could mention all of the above.
I could really use the publicity and free advertising. After all, my little personal attempts to contribute to my well being are struggling. And, Ohio Art has been around a looooong time. One little mention of one of these
Heck, I’d be happy to send the candidate a pair of sunglasses, autographed copies of books and maybe some TimeWise moisturizer.
Or, would that be considered a bribe?
Surely not, since the guy that mentioned the E-A-S has ties to Toys ‘R Us, one of the largest distributors of that item. Wonder if they are pogo-sticking all the way to the bank.
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That lucky al green
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