Have you ever noticed how some people just can’t leave well enough alone. Why they always seem to take things just one step too far and wind up entering the “what were they thinking” zone.
Today, I read a local newspaper piece about a rather well known attorney who has discovered a doll that has a little bit of a potty problem. Now, I confess that when I was a youngster I wore out 3 Tiny Tears dolls. There was just a real fascination with putting that baby bottle in her mouth and watching her cry and wet her diaper that could not be equaled on earth. Of course the constant introduction of water into Tiny’s body meant that soon her rubber figure began to deteriorate. That made me sad, especially when they quit making the ones with painted on hair and began sewing that tacky stuff to their scalps.
Tiny had a potty problem – but at least it was the “right” kind. These new dolls have a potty problem as well, but the problem they have is a “potty” mouth. Apparently, they say unrepeatable things, or they seem to say them. We all know what recordings can sound like when they decide to go awry.
Anyway, said attorney has written letters to the manufacturer as well as all the stores selling baby and demanded they ALL cease and desist. This was probably relatively effective in insuring that most of our innocents didn’t have to be exposed to Baby Dirty Mouth.
But, he didn’t stop there. So concerned is he that our impressionable children will stumble upon these dolls, hear their profane speech and repeat it that he made a video demonstrating the ugly languaged little dearlings. And what you may ask, did he do with said video? Well, says I……………he uploaded the whole kit and caboodle to………wait for it……………….UTube.
I think this will be effective don’t you? Now every child in America with access to the internet could possibly stumble upon Polly Profanity by simply doing a UTube search for babydolls.
So…….I ask you…………what in the helicopter was he thinking?
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