It would seem we have reached the end of our tether where shoe design is concerned. On what planet would these seem like something we would all rush out to purchase? Rushing out will be possible, rushing back.......not so much. Wearing these shoes, causing one to have to bend in an angle akin to someone on the downhill side of life with a bad back and even worse knees makes going anywhere in a hurry impossible. In fact, one highly recommends a nice adult diaper to round out this outfit as you aren't getting in the porta-potty wearing these ankle killers.
To move in these cripplers you have to semi-crouch and walk like a headliner in one of those currently "all the rage" Zombie movies.
Reportedly, these were designed "tongue in cheek" to poke fun at the way we tend to take "beauty" and "fashion" to the extreme. But....it would seem Lady GaGa has decided she needs a pair.
So....couple these shoes with the "meat dress" and she is going to be easy pickins' for the pack in Twilight.
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