Shut up and let me go

Took my title from the opening song on DWTS this week. The field is getting smaller and smaller and we should reasonably expect to see some much improved dancing this week. So we shall see. Lacey is out with the Slue so the Iron Chef will be hoofin' it with the red hot little red head this week.
1st up foxy Michael and the foxtrot. I thought he did very well with this - he's pretty smooooooth in these types of dances and dang it he has fun doing it. My score: 8. Judges scores: C - 8 L - 8 B - 7.
Now Mr. Hey Everyone Look At Me (even if it is your turn to be on TV or the dancefloor). Donny will be quick stepping. His feet are starting to get heavy - I don't think this was his best dance. And that costume he designed for Kym looks like someone took a pair of electric scissors to a bolt of fabric. My score: 7. Judges scores: C - 8 L - 8 B - 8 . Len is obviously enamored of Mr. O - blech!
Next Mark and Anna will dance the Samba. Maybe it was the music but I didn't particularly like this dance. It seemed kind of messy. I have to say that Anna has no bones in her body. My score: 7. Judges scores: C - 6 L - 7 B - 6. I like Bruno's comment it was kind of like KungFu Panda does the Samba.
Now Mya will be trying to trot her foxy little butt into Len's heart. Oh please why on earth are they bringing Chloris around - I had plenty of her last season. I like her but come on! Gosh Mya just said what I said about Len's heart. She is lovely to watch the only thing I can fault her on is she doesn't really seem to throw her emotions into her dancing. My score: 8. Judges scores: C - 9 L - 7 B - 9 . Len will not cut her ANY slack.
Time for Crybaby Carter - waa haa haa. He's gotta pull a Jive - God I hate to admit it but he nailed this one TO THE WALL. I did see one tiny little mistake but he was able to keep up with the perpetually shakin' and shimmyin' Karina. My score: 9. Judges score: C - 9 L - 10 B - 10 . Yes you are right Carrie Ann the weird thingie in the middle is only Len. I guess only Carrie Ann and I saw the weird thingie in the middle.
I'm ready to see Kelly turn it loose and have F U N. If she can't have fun with the Salsa she isn't going to be able to find her fungirl anywhere. Besides Chunky Thighs all over America are pulling for her. Well, no amount of wishing can make it so. She looked lost as a goose in this and at times it appeared her partner was merely dragging her around the floor. My score: 7 Judges scores: C - 8 L - 8 B - 8 . Honestly I think they are afraid to say something bad to her. Perhaps they afraid the Dark Lord of Rock will cast a spell on them and their cats will have warts. I just didn't feel this one and I wanted to.
And now, everyone's girlfriend JoAnna, oh puh-leeeeeze must we witness her running along the beach in several yards of dental floss? Now the Rhumba in the Jungle. LOL, that move looked like she was trying to kick him in the groin. Don't think that was quite the emotion they were hoping to convey. I think they may have tried for toooooo much drama here - she muffed some moves in a big way. My score : 7. Judges score: C - 9 L - 9 B - 9 .They are going to score her over the moon. Wait and see. I tole you so. Overscored.
Now Team Dances - The Paso against the Tango. The Paso is first and I love love love that dance! And I love love love that song "I hate myself for loving you."
Hmmmmm I thought it took 2 to Tango apparently it now takes 6. Oh come on JoAnna you will be on the floor the judges aren't going to see anyone else. The Tango team rocked the house. As good as the Paso was I think the Tangoing Trio won the group dance. Judges thought so too.
Who needs to get ready to go: Probably Michael (even though he had a fantastic week), Mark (I think it is getting too hot in this particular kitchen) and maybe Kelly because I think she has achieved her peak at this point. We shall see.